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[ It takes Jane a long while to settle down to this first ... whatever. Video? Journal entry? Something. She has clothes - not her own, but clothes nonetheless - and even a small bag of food, to take with her when she goes to find ... well. Someplace to stay. Stay, not live. This won't be home. It can't be.
She sighs heavily, puffing her cheeks out on a hard breath as she flips through the pages. An hour or two of reading have acquainted her with how the system works, as bizarre as it is. She sounds tired, when she speaks, a sort of bone weary ache. ]
Alright. So the journal is some sort of half-book half-iPad technomagical means of communicating, aaaaand this place gives you wings. [ A beat. ] There's a cheesy Red Bull ad in there somewhere, but I'm not going there.
[ A pause. Stay on track for three seconds, why don't you? ]
Sorry, I-- my name is Jane Foster. I'm a astrophysicist with SHIELD, if that means anything to anyone. Well, more like a researcher, but -- anyway. I just really hope that means something to someone. It'd be nice to at least -- I don't know. Have a familiar face from my own world. Or universe. I'm guessing universe.
[ Another pause, shorter. ] So how many versions of Earth are there, here? I'm going to guess at least a dozen. Maybe several dozen, who knows. And probably plenty of other worlds besides. From who knows how many different universes. And yet here we all are. [ She laughs, incredulous and kind of unhappy. ] This place is somehow the special one. I'd just -- love to know how they do it, really. Someone's going to tell me it's magic, and I just--
[ She finally stops, sighing again. ]
Sorry, sorry. Um -- hi. Nice to ... meet all of you, I guess.
She sighs heavily, puffing her cheeks out on a hard breath as she flips through the pages. An hour or two of reading have acquainted her with how the system works, as bizarre as it is. She sounds tired, when she speaks, a sort of bone weary ache. ]
Alright. So the journal is some sort of half-book half-iPad technomagical means of communicating, aaaaand this place gives you wings. [ A beat. ] There's a cheesy Red Bull ad in there somewhere, but I'm not going there.
[ A pause. Stay on track for three seconds, why don't you? ]
Sorry, I-- my name is Jane Foster. I'm a astrophysicist with SHIELD, if that means anything to anyone. Well, more like a researcher, but -- anyway. I just really hope that means something to someone. It'd be nice to at least -- I don't know. Have a familiar face from my own world. Or universe. I'm guessing universe.
[ Another pause, shorter. ] So how many versions of Earth are there, here? I'm going to guess at least a dozen. Maybe several dozen, who knows. And probably plenty of other worlds besides. From who knows how many different universes. And yet here we all are. [ She laughs, incredulous and kind of unhappy. ] This place is somehow the special one. I'd just -- love to know how they do it, really. Someone's going to tell me it's magic, and I just--
[ She finally stops, sighing again. ]
Sorry, sorry. Um -- hi. Nice to ... meet all of you, I guess.
[action] more like complicated everything
[action] welcome to the life of billy kaplan
Luceti's not bad, yeah. It's a little boring, I guess, but people find ways to keep busy anyway.
[action] i got to the bit about the Cube in the original run, btw. ALL OF MY ENDLESS HORROR.
[action] jkdsfhf oh my god I know isn't it awful, MY POOR BABY AND HIS TRAUMA SOB
[action] iwanthimtogotosleep iwanthimtogotosleep
[action] I WANT YOU TO DIE
[Which is very unsettling, he knows.]
[action] S O B NO MY HEART
[ She leans back in her chair, blowing out a breath and running a hand over her hair. ]
That is not reassuring.
[action] iwanthimtostopiwanthimtostop
[action] lakthgjbdf NO NO NO god that was just aggressively heartbreaking
[ She sighs again, then sits up. ]
Okay, so let me try summarizing everything so far. You and I are from related universes, somehow. We're stuck here, it's completely random if we go home, and also there's experiments. [ ... shrugs a shoulder. ] Did I miss anything?
[action] he can just cut and cut for days and billy gets to watch
[He's already played that part, thanks, and he doesn't want to do it again. The price for fighting was almost too high.]
[action] wow no ok that's it ONE MORE WORD OUT OF YOU AND I'M APPING THE WARDEN
[ Rubs a hand over her mouth. The thought is a chilling one. It's not like she knows how to fight. That's all super hero stuff. She's just ... Jane. Just plain old boring Jane Foster, she who can parse particle data at a glance, but she who could not use a gun or a sword or goddamn anything to save her life. ]
... I'm starting to get the feeling I'm going to need to know more than astrophysics if I want to get by, here.
[action] ..........................................D8
[He leans away in his seat, slumping against the cushion at his back. Man, not even here a month and he's already starting to feel resigned about this whole stupid situation. It's kind of a downer when you're used to being able to get what you want by saying it a lot.]
Well don't look at me, so far magic's been totally useless, too.
[action] yeah, that's what I thought. B)
Useless? Why, what's been happening?
[action] wow you are mean to me
[action] ME? YOU WERE THE ONE CHANTING HORRIBLY SAD THINGS.
Billy... listen. Did you hear about... [ She pulls out her journal, searching in the back for the guide that was mentioned to her. She scans it, quickly, then seemingly having found what she was looking for, she glances back up at him. ] The barrier? I mean - have you read about what it does to -- powers?
[action] I was just quoting my character don't be mad bro
[And he tried for hours. It is some solid stuff, even for the son of a woman who can recreate the entire goddamn world.]
[action] your sad, sad sack of a character.
Listen to me. Okay? You're not useless, and your powers aren't, either. You're trying to do something that I think is impossible for any of us. [ ... ] You don't have to be the exception to that, Billy. Reality bending witch powers or not. [ With some humor. ]
... I mean, I guess that means anything I do won't help, either. [ Somewhat thoughtfully. ] But it can't hurt to keep trying. Just -- you know. "Success is not final, failure is not fatal: it's the courage to continue that counts." [ A faint smile. ] You know who said that?
[action] at least he's in luceti now where nothing horri- ...oh
This? This is nice. And she doesn't even know him.
For a moment, he can't speak. And when he finally finds the words, all he can manage is a stammer.]
N... no, I don't. But I like the sound of it.
[action] .... 8| you're terrible.
[ Her smile widens a little at the look on his face. She's glad that got through. She's really not great shakes at motivational speeches. ]
... you're ... kind of a natural worrier, aren't you? Stop. It's okay to stop, sometimes. Even if you're a super hero. [ A beat ] It's just... I grew up thinking the impossible was just stuff we didn't know how to do yet. So you know what I'm going to do?
[ The corner of her mouth quirks, and she laces her fingers together, leaning her arms on the table. ]
I think, tomorrow, I'm going to the library. And I'm going to see if they have anything about, I don't know, medicine. And also astrophysics. Maybe there's something local to this -- this world, this planet, whatever it is, that I can learn. That's new. Just because you hit a wall doesn't mean you can't go sideways, right?
[action] like anyone is surprised
He considers that for a moment, then nods, a small smile creeping across his expression. Okay, he officially likes this Jane. She may not be the one who patched him up during the war, but she's pretty cool.]
I like the sideways idea, you run into a door eventually. [God. Oh god that was lame. Now he's talking like his mother. No, worse, he's talking like those stupid self-help books Teddy made him read. So embarrassing.] So you want to give medicine a shot?
[action] yeah, no, not really.
And yeah, I guess. I mean, it can't hurt, right? I don't think I'll be fully qualified as a nurse in, you know, a week or two, but -- I thiiiink I'm going to need to diversify a little, in a place like this. [ She looks away, briefly, then back at him and shrugs. ] And if I was a nurse in one universe, maybe I can pull it off in two.
[action] you're mean too don't even
Speaking from experience, you definitely have a healer's touch. Or the potential for it, I guess. I think you'd be good at it.
[action] I don't know what you're talking about.
[action] d e n i a l
Yeah, chin up. Maybe I'll find myself a neck brace to keep it that way.
[action] oh please, I'll never be mean to jane! ESPECIALLY not after billy gets really attached. 8)
[action] do it and he can go totally nuclear and terrify everyone
[action] ........ 8| /kidnaps jane, allows her to be tortured
[action] billy: /HORRIBLE FLASHBACKS!?
[action] oops. 8)
[action] well at least you didn't fake an apology...
[action] I will not apologize for terribleness because you love it too.
[action] yeah I can't even lie on that one
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[action] in which akai linefaces at comic book timelines
[action] lmao NO WORRIES they never stated how long the kids had their powers before, anyway...
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[action] dear god this is just the longest goddamn thread
[action] I finally have a long thread with ishka!!! /megusta
[action] LMFAO to many, many more with these two
[action] I am on board with this 1000% yes
[action] shameless....
[action] I prefer to call it enthusiastic..!!