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Jane Foster ([personal profile] ohmythor) wrote2012-05-17 04:16 pm

01 ✴ voice

[ It takes Jane a long while to settle down to this first ... whatever. Video? Journal entry? Something. She has clothes - not her own, but clothes nonetheless - and even a small bag of food, to take with her when she goes to find ... well. Someplace to stay. Stay, not live. This won't be home. It can't be.

She sighs heavily, puffing her cheeks out on a hard breath as she flips through the pages. An hour or two of reading have acquainted her with how the system works, as bizarre as it is. She sounds tired, when she speaks, a sort of bone weary ache. ]


Alright. So the journal is some sort of half-book half-iPad technomagical means of communicating, aaaaand this place gives you wings. [ A beat. ] There's a cheesy Red Bull ad in there somewhere, but I'm not going there.

[ A pause. Stay on track for three seconds, why don't you? ]

Sorry, I-- my name is Jane Foster. I'm a astrophysicist with SHIELD, if that means anything to anyone. Well, more like a researcher, but -- anyway. I just really hope that means something to someone. It'd be nice to at least -- I don't know. Have a familiar face from my own world. Or universe. I'm guessing universe.

[ Another pause, shorter. ] So how many versions of Earth are there, here? I'm going to guess at least a dozen. Maybe several dozen, who knows. And probably plenty of other worlds besides. From who knows how many different universes. And yet here we all are. [ She laughs, incredulous and kind of unhappy. ] This place is somehow the special one. I'd just -- love to know how they do it, really. Someone's going to tell me it's magic, and I just--

[ She finally stops, sighing again. ]

Sorry, sorry. Um -- hi. Nice to ... meet all of you, I guess.
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[personal profile] cop_an_attitude 2012-05-31 10:20 pm (UTC)(link)
Well, either it's the Hulk or a completely different huge, green, humanoid, cross-looking monster who can leap tall buildings. He hasn't tried to level anything that I know of, but he sort of...rattles things a bit when he lands.
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[personal profile] cop_an_attitude 2012-06-01 10:00 pm (UTC)(link)
Well, it's possible my world is fictional in yours. Just...less popular fiction. At least you've got big strapping men in spandex on your news feeds - we've professional wrestlers, but it's not the same.
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[personal profile] cop_an_attitude 2012-06-04 09:53 pm (UTC)(link)
It is normal, but it has its share of excitement. Nothing out of the ordinary for a cop, I guess. Although I do know one ridiculous, overbearing genius who tends to make every day I see him less ordinary than it ought to be.
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[personal profile] cop_an_attitude 2012-06-20 08:51 pm (UTC)(link)
Oh, god. He's just this mad bastard who works as a private detective, only he also...consults...to us at Scotland Yard now and then. I'll admit he's good at what he does, but he's so rude and arrogant that it's impossible to be around him.

And he may be able to identify a serial adulterer at a glance, but he doesn't know that the Earth goes round the sun.
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[personal profile] cop_an_attitude 2012-06-21 02:48 am (UTC)(link)
2012 is right, yeah. He claims that his brain is a "hard drive" and he only uses it to store information he considers useful. The solar system isn't useful, so he "deleted" it. I think it's a crock, but if he wants to play eccentric genius it's his business.

Be nice if he didn't do it on my time, of course.
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[personal profile] lorentzian 2012-07-17 01:45 am (UTC)(link)
... that's the most ridiculous thing I've ever heard. Who is he?