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[ It takes Jane a long while to settle down to this first ... whatever. Video? Journal entry? Something. She has clothes - not her own, but clothes nonetheless - and even a small bag of food, to take with her when she goes to find ... well. Someplace to stay. Stay, not live. This won't be home. It can't be.
She sighs heavily, puffing her cheeks out on a hard breath as she flips through the pages. An hour or two of reading have acquainted her with how the system works, as bizarre as it is. She sounds tired, when she speaks, a sort of bone weary ache. ]
Alright. So the journal is some sort of half-book half-iPad technomagical means of communicating, aaaaand this place gives you wings. [ A beat. ] There's a cheesy Red Bull ad in there somewhere, but I'm not going there.
[ A pause. Stay on track for three seconds, why don't you? ]
Sorry, I-- my name is Jane Foster. I'm a astrophysicist with SHIELD, if that means anything to anyone. Well, more like a researcher, but -- anyway. I just really hope that means something to someone. It'd be nice to at least -- I don't know. Have a familiar face from my own world. Or universe. I'm guessing universe.
[ Another pause, shorter. ] So how many versions of Earth are there, here? I'm going to guess at least a dozen. Maybe several dozen, who knows. And probably plenty of other worlds besides. From who knows how many different universes. And yet here we all are. [ She laughs, incredulous and kind of unhappy. ] This place is somehow the special one. I'd just -- love to know how they do it, really. Someone's going to tell me it's magic, and I just--
[ She finally stops, sighing again. ]
Sorry, sorry. Um -- hi. Nice to ... meet all of you, I guess.
She sighs heavily, puffing her cheeks out on a hard breath as she flips through the pages. An hour or two of reading have acquainted her with how the system works, as bizarre as it is. She sounds tired, when she speaks, a sort of bone weary ache. ]
Alright. So the journal is some sort of half-book half-iPad technomagical means of communicating, aaaaand this place gives you wings. [ A beat. ] There's a cheesy Red Bull ad in there somewhere, but I'm not going there.
[ A pause. Stay on track for three seconds, why don't you? ]
Sorry, I-- my name is Jane Foster. I'm a astrophysicist with SHIELD, if that means anything to anyone. Well, more like a researcher, but -- anyway. I just really hope that means something to someone. It'd be nice to at least -- I don't know. Have a familiar face from my own world. Or universe. I'm guessing universe.
[ Another pause, shorter. ] So how many versions of Earth are there, here? I'm going to guess at least a dozen. Maybe several dozen, who knows. And probably plenty of other worlds besides. From who knows how many different universes. And yet here we all are. [ She laughs, incredulous and kind of unhappy. ] This place is somehow the special one. I'd just -- love to know how they do it, really. Someone's going to tell me it's magic, and I just--
[ She finally stops, sighing again. ]
Sorry, sorry. Um -- hi. Nice to ... meet all of you, I guess.
[action] it might take some creative editing...
It's... been a long time since the Avengers were founded. Not all of the original members are still around.
[Let's not forget whose mother kind of murdered him. And whose fault that kind-of-sort-of is. Ahem.
Hasty subject change is go-]
I, uh... well. I didn't inherit Thor's powers, I can just mimic them. I actually got the Scarlet Witch's abilities. The reality-bending. That's what my magic is.
[action] GO FIGHT WIN! take down the skeeviness.
She wonders about Thor. She tries not to. Considering how different she is from his version of Jane Foster, he might be nothing like the Thor she knows. But she still thinks it. She can't help herself.
It takes her a moment to process that without showing any real outward signs of distress. He seems upset enough as it is, seeing that wince, and she doesn't want to make it harder on him. So she schools herself, and finally just shakes her head. ]
... so you can bend reality, but you model your powers after Thor's? That's ... kind of sweet.
[action] I will do this thing after I'm done making a dorky map
He doesn't want to tell her how they fell apart, destroyed themselves. How half of them are dead and the other half are fighting each other. How there's a war between super heroes going on right now.
How he has no idea whether Thor is alive or dead but his clone murdered someone just before he got here.
Yeah, there's a lot that he really doesn't want to say right now. Nervously he lifts a hand to rub at one of his ears (a habit he's picked up since the escape from the Cube), both of which are scarred by recently-healed wounds, one at the top, center, and bottom of each lobe.]
Kind of. I've been trying to branch out lately... do my own thing. Find my own hero identity, you know?
[action] hooray i helped
What does this mean for her own world, someday?
She takes a breath. And then she smiles, leaning forward again. She can do this, for him. She's the adult of the two. ]
I think that sounds like a good idea. I guess it's sort of like ... an artist. You learn by mimicking other styles, but you start to develop your own after a while.
[action] /clap clap!! also it's young avengers but w/e w/e
That's a good way to look at it. And I'm not complaining- I think the powers of the Scarlet Witch are way cooler than Thor's. No offense to him, of course.
[action] oh. oops. it's 6 am, fight me.
I'll go ahead and say no offense taken on his behalf. [ Amused. ] Reality-bending sounds pretty intense, anyway. What exactly can you do?
[action] my god that is early /fights anyway
Plus showing off is fun so long as he's not scaring anyone.]
To be honest, I don't even know. I haven't done this long enough to know the limits of my powers yet. I can fly, and I'm working on teleportation, and I can change or summon objects at will. I basically just have to wish for it really hard and it happens.
[Which sounds ridiculous in the hands of a teenager. HE KNOWS.]
[action] I SLEPT. EVENTUALLY.
Of course, her eyebrows just go uuuup when he describes his powers. ]
That's, um. .... that's ... pretty impressive. [ Making ... kind of a face. Not a bad face, just ... you know. Teenager with the ability to do basically whatever he wants at any time. Unsure how to feel about that. Though she's still smiling. ]
[action] COLOUR ME IMPRESSED
And harder than it sounds, to tell the truth. I'm better at it when I'm not under pressure, which isn't a great prerequisite when you're fighting crime or super villains or whatever.
[action] you know I picked up Children's Crusade today because of you
[action] HAHAHA I LOVE YOU did you enjoy billy's little angstcoaster
[FIDGET. Help that he's sorely missing right now, actually. Not for the first time he wishes that Teddy was here. Or at least that he was where Teddy is. Or... something. Yeah.]
[action] I THINK HE HAS GOOD REASON AT LEAST, SOB
[action] yay for complicated families
[action] more like complicated everything
[action] welcome to the life of billy kaplan
Luceti's not bad, yeah. It's a little boring, I guess, but people find ways to keep busy anyway.
[action] i got to the bit about the Cube in the original run, btw. ALL OF MY ENDLESS HORROR.
[action] jkdsfhf oh my god I know isn't it awful, MY POOR BABY AND HIS TRAUMA SOB
[action] iwanthimtogotosleep iwanthimtogotosleep
[action] I WANT YOU TO DIE
[Which is very unsettling, he knows.]
[action] S O B NO MY HEART
[ She leans back in her chair, blowing out a breath and running a hand over her hair. ]
That is not reassuring.
[action] iwanthimtostopiwanthimtostop
[action] lakthgjbdf NO NO NO god that was just aggressively heartbreaking
[ She sighs again, then sits up. ]
Okay, so let me try summarizing everything so far. You and I are from related universes, somehow. We're stuck here, it's completely random if we go home, and also there's experiments. [ ... shrugs a shoulder. ] Did I miss anything?
[action] he can just cut and cut for days and billy gets to watch
[He's already played that part, thanks, and he doesn't want to do it again. The price for fighting was almost too high.]
[action] wow no ok that's it ONE MORE WORD OUT OF YOU AND I'M APPING THE WARDEN
[ Rubs a hand over her mouth. The thought is a chilling one. It's not like she knows how to fight. That's all super hero stuff. She's just ... Jane. Just plain old boring Jane Foster, she who can parse particle data at a glance, but she who could not use a gun or a sword or goddamn anything to save her life. ]
... I'm starting to get the feeling I'm going to need to know more than astrophysics if I want to get by, here.
[action] ..........................................D8
[He leans away in his seat, slumping against the cushion at his back. Man, not even here a month and he's already starting to feel resigned about this whole stupid situation. It's kind of a downer when you're used to being able to get what you want by saying it a lot.]
Well don't look at me, so far magic's been totally useless, too.
[action] yeah, that's what I thought. B)
[action] wow you are mean to me
[action] ME? YOU WERE THE ONE CHANTING HORRIBLY SAD THINGS.
[action] I was just quoting my character don't be mad bro
[action] your sad, sad sack of a character.
[action] at least he's in luceti now where nothing horri- ...oh
[action] .... 8| you're terrible.
[action] like anyone is surprised
[action] yeah, no, not really.
[action] you're mean too don't even
[action] I don't know what you're talking about.
[action] d e n i a l
[action] oh please, I'll never be mean to jane! ESPECIALLY not after billy gets really attached. 8)
[action] do it and he can go totally nuclear and terrify everyone
[action] ........ 8| /kidnaps jane, allows her to be tortured
[action] billy: /HORRIBLE FLASHBACKS!?
[action] oops. 8)
[action] well at least you didn't fake an apology...
[action] I will not apologize for terribleness because you love it too.
[action] yeah I can't even lie on that one
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[action] in which akai linefaces at comic book timelines
[action] lmao NO WORRIES they never stated how long the kids had their powers before, anyway...
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[action] dear god this is just the longest goddamn thread
[action] I finally have a long thread with ishka!!! /megusta
[action] LMFAO to many, many more with these two
[action] I am on board with this 1000% yes
[action] shameless....
[action] I prefer to call it enthusiastic..!!