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[ It takes Jane a long while to settle down to this first ... whatever. Video? Journal entry? Something. She has clothes - not her own, but clothes nonetheless - and even a small bag of food, to take with her when she goes to find ... well. Someplace to stay. Stay, not live. This won't be home. It can't be.
She sighs heavily, puffing her cheeks out on a hard breath as she flips through the pages. An hour or two of reading have acquainted her with how the system works, as bizarre as it is. She sounds tired, when she speaks, a sort of bone weary ache. ]
Alright. So the journal is some sort of half-book half-iPad technomagical means of communicating, aaaaand this place gives you wings. [ A beat. ] There's a cheesy Red Bull ad in there somewhere, but I'm not going there.
[ A pause. Stay on track for three seconds, why don't you? ]
Sorry, I-- my name is Jane Foster. I'm a astrophysicist with SHIELD, if that means anything to anyone. Well, more like a researcher, but -- anyway. I just really hope that means something to someone. It'd be nice to at least -- I don't know. Have a familiar face from my own world. Or universe. I'm guessing universe.
[ Another pause, shorter. ] So how many versions of Earth are there, here? I'm going to guess at least a dozen. Maybe several dozen, who knows. And probably plenty of other worlds besides. From who knows how many different universes. And yet here we all are. [ She laughs, incredulous and kind of unhappy. ] This place is somehow the special one. I'd just -- love to know how they do it, really. Someone's going to tell me it's magic, and I just--
[ She finally stops, sighing again. ]
Sorry, sorry. Um -- hi. Nice to ... meet all of you, I guess.
She sighs heavily, puffing her cheeks out on a hard breath as she flips through the pages. An hour or two of reading have acquainted her with how the system works, as bizarre as it is. She sounds tired, when she speaks, a sort of bone weary ache. ]
Alright. So the journal is some sort of half-book half-iPad technomagical means of communicating, aaaaand this place gives you wings. [ A beat. ] There's a cheesy Red Bull ad in there somewhere, but I'm not going there.
[ A pause. Stay on track for three seconds, why don't you? ]
Sorry, I-- my name is Jane Foster. I'm a astrophysicist with SHIELD, if that means anything to anyone. Well, more like a researcher, but -- anyway. I just really hope that means something to someone. It'd be nice to at least -- I don't know. Have a familiar face from my own world. Or universe. I'm guessing universe.
[ Another pause, shorter. ] So how many versions of Earth are there, here? I'm going to guess at least a dozen. Maybe several dozen, who knows. And probably plenty of other worlds besides. From who knows how many different universes. And yet here we all are. [ She laughs, incredulous and kind of unhappy. ] This place is somehow the special one. I'd just -- love to know how they do it, really. Someone's going to tell me it's magic, and I just--
[ She finally stops, sighing again. ]
Sorry, sorry. Um -- hi. Nice to ... meet all of you, I guess.
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She blows out a breath. ]
I don't remember the last time I ate. I don't even know how much time has passed here relative to the Earth I was on--
... I mean, um, sure. Why not.
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[ ... again, she stops. At least this time she has the good grace to wince, apologetic. ]
I -- sorry, I do that a lot.
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Don't worry about it. It's kind of surreal, though. You said- scientist, right? The Jane Foster I know is into medicine.
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No, it's okay. I can understand the confusion. We probably look exactly the same, right? More or less. We've just lead different lives. Though ... I'm starting to wonder if there's a version of you in my universe that I just haven't met yet.
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Maybe? I know there's at least one other version of me out there, because I met him. [He makes a face.] He wasn't very smart, though.
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... that ... must have been weird. [ She laughs a little, sympathetic. ] Do I even want to know how something like that happened?
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[ There's a beat, and she sobers a little. Softly: ]
... you know Thor? --and the Avengers?
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[He looks visibly relieved to admit it, rather than reluctant; he's just happy that the name is recognized for once.]
I mean, I've never met Thor personally, but I guess you could say he's a role model of mine. I grew up in New York with the Avengers as, like, my neighbourhood watch. Literally.
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... he must spend more time on Earth, in your universe.
[ Wistfully. But she shakes herself out of it, focusing. ]
I'm going to guess most of the events you know don't correspond to mine. In my universe, the Avengers are -- very new. They didn't even exist until New York City came under attack recently, and then suddenly they were just ... there.
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He quietly evades the comment about Thor; he really doesn't have the heart to mention that the god is, for the moment, presumed to be dead.] The Avengers were... kind of disbanded for a while, and things have been weird lately. But when I was a kid there's nothing I wanted to be more than one of them.
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And yeah, best she doesn't know. She hasn't seen Thor in over a year. It wouldn't ... you know. Help. ]
Disbanded... so something went wrong. [ With mild curiosity. She can sort of imagine. There are some strong personalities in that group. ]
... are you one of them? Not ... the Avengers, but ... a superhero.
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Actually, uh... kind of, yeah. It's a long story. My team's called the Young Avengers, for lack of a better title.
[They hadn't even gotten to pick one for themselves- it just kind of stuck.]
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Is it ... everything you dreamed it would be?
[ Curious, but tempered, too. If the Avengers disbanded... ]
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Yes, and no. I love being a super hero - not just having powers, though that's nice, but... I dunno. Having the power to help people, to really make a difference. I was always kind of a loser who couldn't do anything to help people, so it was a big deal to finally be a part of something like the team.
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... you make it sound pretty awesome, I gotta say. I think you're pretty brave for being able to pull it off. I don't think I could. [ She shakes her head, leaning back in her seat. ] Before Thor showed up, I think the most exciting thing that ever happened to me was getting high marks on my doctoral thesis.
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[action] that icon is weirdly skeevy
[ But she shuts up when he does his little magic trick, physically startling. Her mouth even drops open. ]
Y- ... okay. That you have to explain to me. How do you just become Asgardian?
[action] HAHAHAHA you know you are not the first to say so orz
[action] ... AHAHAHAHA oh shit that's so unfortunate WHY BILLY WHY
[action] I JUST WANTED A NOT!WICCAN MAGIC ICON BAWW
[action] AHAHA ARE THERE REALLY NOT ANY OTHERS...
[action] actually now that I think about it... /brb checking
[action] ... /hopeful????
[action] it might take some creative editing...
[action] GO FIGHT WIN! take down the skeeviness.
[action] I will do this thing after I'm done making a dorky map
[action] hooray i helped
[action] /clap clap!! also it's young avengers but w/e w/e
[action] oh. oops. it's 6 am, fight me.
[action] my god that is early /fights anyway
[action] I SLEPT. EVENTUALLY.
[action] COLOUR ME IMPRESSED
[action] you know I picked up Children's Crusade today because of you
[action] HAHAHA I LOVE YOU did you enjoy billy's little angstcoaster
[action] I THINK HE HAS GOOD REASON AT LEAST, SOB
[action] yay for complicated families
[action] more like complicated everything
[action] welcome to the life of billy kaplan
[action] i got to the bit about the Cube in the original run, btw. ALL OF MY ENDLESS HORROR.
[action] jkdsfhf oh my god I know isn't it awful, MY POOR BABY AND HIS TRAUMA SOB
[action] iwanthimtogotosleep iwanthimtogotosleep
[action] I WANT YOU TO DIE
[action] S O B NO MY HEART
[action] iwanthimtostopiwanthimtostop
[action] lakthgjbdf NO NO NO god that was just aggressively heartbreaking
[action] he can just cut and cut for days and billy gets to watch
[action] wow no ok that's it ONE MORE WORD OUT OF YOU AND I'M APPING THE WARDEN
[action] ..........................................D8
[action] yeah, that's what I thought. B)
[action] wow you are mean to me
[action] ME? YOU WERE THE ONE CHANTING HORRIBLY SAD THINGS.
[action] I was just quoting my character don't be mad bro
[action] your sad, sad sack of a character.
[action] at least he's in luceti now where nothing horri- ...oh
[action] .... 8| you're terrible.
[action] like anyone is surprised
[action] yeah, no, not really.
[action] you're mean too don't even
[action] I don't know what you're talking about.
[action] d e n i a l
[action] oh please, I'll never be mean to jane! ESPECIALLY not after billy gets really attached. 8)
[action] do it and he can go totally nuclear and terrify everyone
[action] ........ 8| /kidnaps jane, allows her to be tortured
[action] billy: /HORRIBLE FLASHBACKS!?
[action] oops. 8)
[action] well at least you didn't fake an apology...
[action] I will not apologize for terribleness because you love it too.
[action] yeah I can't even lie on that one
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[action] in which akai linefaces at comic book timelines
[action] lmao NO WORRIES they never stated how long the kids had their powers before, anyway...
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[action] dear god this is just the longest goddamn thread
[action] I finally have a long thread with ishka!!! /megusta
[action] LMFAO to many, many more with these two
[action] I am on board with this 1000% yes
[action] shameless....
[action] I prefer to call it enthusiastic..!!